All-Star English?

Let's see- English teachers as wrestlers? That'd be interesting. Especially their speeches- they'd be grammatically perfect- not something you normally hear from wrestlers! Well, here are my teachers' names.

9th grade- Mrs. Reick- Shutdown. If you don't agree with her or get along with her, it doesn't matter. No crap will be taken, and you will simply be shutdown. Don't try to fight, just get a folder and a highlighter to organize her stuff for her.

10th grade- Mr. Hersch- The Tunnel. Captain Oblivious. Don't come behind this man with a chair to the head- he'll never know you're coming and he won't prepare himself. He attempted to convince his classes teachers knew everything that happened in school and they would report any illegal behavior. Well, that's a lie, because everyday one girl came in drunk to class and he never had any inclination of it.

11th grade- Mrs. Weinrich- Big Bubba Blurred. Nothing this woman said in terms of assignments were clear. During her speeches it would be her strategy to talk a lot without saying anything of any importance. Large words and expressive gestures would combine to bring any foe to his knees to crawl away.

12th grade- Mrs. Mork- The Sentimental Steamer. Things will get done correctly and on time when this wrestler is in the ring. Very rarely are excuses accepted, but everything will be listened to thoroughly. While this wrestler would like to do more; show more clips, give more leniency, her contract and the wrestling board stops her from this.